Posts Tagged ‘netflix’

Monday is my favorite time of year…

Another work week has come to a close, and here we are…. During this last week, I’ve given my notice, I turned 30, and I’ve had a serious motivation issue. Of course, my motivation, or lack there of is nothing new at all.

I felt like I struggled this weekend with my ticket counts. I only had 45 or so tickets on Sunday, and Saturday I didn’t close my 40th until right at 10pm. Granted, both days were slow, but still. Today wasn’t particularly busy and I closed 56 tickets. My ratings have sucked, largely because I’m just not getting any. I got 1 rating yesterday out of 46 tickets and it was a 1. Today I posted 56, and I got two ratings, a 9 and 10. Anything 2-9 is fucking worthless to me. 1′s suck, but I’m more of a yes or no, white or black kinda guy. Just so you know, at the job, you’re expect to maintain a 9 or higher rating. With today’s 9 and 10, I’m at a 8.6. :(

When I was leaving work, it was starting to lightning. As I drove home, the lightning got progressively stronger. On the beltway, the lightning got awesome. Cloud to ground. I wish I had a camera fast enough to get some shots.

By the time I got to 1960, it started raining, hard. I had the top down. I managed to get all the way to my apartment complex before I really got wet. If the gate had been open, I probably would have been fine.

So now it’s Friday (monday) night.. I watched the season finale of House which was pretty awesome, now I’m killing my Netflix queue.  Good times.

Movies

So I’ve been watching some fairly random things on Netflix streaming. Here’s a couple of items that as your attorney, I think you should know.

Good Dick

This movie has a promising name. The cover even looks decent, chick making out with a dorky looking dude. I can relate to both of these items. Description says lead chick has obsession with “Soft Core Porn.” SCORE. So I say to myself, “I’m in. ”

Not so fast.. I made it 14 minutes into this movie (per my queue report on Netflix’s site) before I pulled the plug.

Why? Because dude is a creepy stalker, hanging out in front of her apartment building. If he pulled this shit in Texas, bitch woulda shot his ass. The cops would have given her a pat on the back. Nuff said.

Moving on…..

Wah-Wah

Gabriel Byrne as an alcoholic guy in a time long long ago.. There’s a stretch. I loved him playing an alcoholic in Miller’s Crossing, how bad could this be? Once again, I made it 14 minutes into this movie before I gave up. Boring.

L.I.E

Ok, finally we’ve reached a movie that I actually made it all the way through. This one is a little rough too. It’s 97 minutes of sexual tension and home robbery. Did I mention that I don’t recall a single female in the whole movie? Yeah, all the sexual tension is of the homosexual variety. Except the main character doesn’t even realize it until about half way through the movie. Brian Cox (the guy from the Bourne movies and Super Troopers, etc) plays a war hero who’s friends with everyone in the town. He’s also a closet homosexual pedophile. Serious, but hey he drives a 442 with the license plate “BJ”.

Donnie Darko

52 minutes of 113. Bored. booooored.

Ok that’s all for now.