My organs are not trying to kill me.. yet.
Since Friday night I had been having some manner of abdominal pain. It was basically unnoticeable on Saturday, but by Sunday I was feeling poorly.
Yesterday, the pain was worse. I started getting worried that my appendix might be trying to kill me. Last night, I could sleep but only if I didn’t move.
So today, I sucked it up and went to the ER. Fearing the worst, I figured I might as well skip going to a regular doctor, only to have him send me to the hospital.
Alas, my appendix is on the other side of my body, and the doctor claims that I have an inflamed colon. So three hours and $75 later, I am discharged from the hospital with 4 prescriptions. I got antibiotics, just in case, along with Vicodin.
That was exciting.