wewt!

For most people, I’m the guy who creates odd entries in your access logs.. However, I was looking at my stats for the month, and what do I find.. but someone hit my site with the following search terms:

“what does it mean when you give a guy a hummer”

LOL! Somehow, this person ended up viewing my site, despite Urban Dictionary likely being the #1 result for that query. Who knows.

If you’re looking it up, you probably already have a sinking suspicion that Hummer may or may not be slang for a Blowjob.  Let me go ahead and confirm that. Yeah.

Oh man.

Since our last installment, I have snapped a couple of pictures of some of the higher points of my day.  This is what I like to call “Job security.” As long as you fine folks keep behaving like such, I should be able to ink out some sort of living.

Aside from the foul smells, most of this doesn’t really bother me. It’s fairly interesting to see how people live. The only real sad thing I keep thinking of is that they had an infant living in absolute filth. Very sad. It’s like watching the little starving Ethiopian kid on TV with Suzanne Summers.

So without further ado…

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Aside from about 10 pairs of latex gloves, the only other casualty of the day was my sense of smell. Oh the smell!

Good times!

Today is the 24th of May. Over a month after normal people have filed their taxes. I have not.

For the first time in the last 5 or 6 years, I thought I was going to get my taxes done on time and might even get a refund. However, due to my former employers thoughtfulness, I am still trying to get my W2 correct.

Best I can tell, Turbochargers.com and it’s owner David Rafes, decided to withhold taxes from my checks, but only pay about half of that money to the IRS/SS/Medicare/etc.  Instead I ended up with a 1099 and a W2. Both for roughly half of my total income from.

Undoubtedly, this is his way of screwing me and at the same time, saving himself $1000′s of dollars in taxes. He claims that the computer records were lost. His own accountant suggested that I just deduct the withholdings as “an expense.” Sounds like the fail to me. I offered to provide copies of all of my paystubs. They ignored this idea.

I have filed a complaint with the IRS, and I will continue to press this issue as long as possible.

From: Ann McKenzie <ann.mckenzie@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: update
To: Sean Newton

Sean,
I went to turbo yesterday. David took every document related to all
payments to all parties down to TWC and they reissued the wages for
all, grossing them back to gross pay.

David does not want to reissue anything not that the TWC is done. I
recommend reporting the W-2 and 1099 income as issued to you and
counting the taxes withheld (and employers portion ) as an expense
so you can be done with the return.

Ann M. McKenzie
Attorney/CPA
281-374-9600 (phone)
281-374-9601 (fax)

Perfect advice. FAIL.